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THE SEXIEST INDIE MUSICIAN GUY IN PORTLAND 2008

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Calling all CIMTB bloggers and readers, it's the end of the year. The Merc has their Top 5 Albums of 2008 -- as elected by YOU so be sure to check and add YOUR BAND -- and your favorites that are not you! (did they take note from our tit-for-tat /group hug). Let us ring in the new year proper:

Let's make a Portland's Sexiest Indie Musician Guy list!

Guys and Girls! Please feel free to nominate your favorite super sexually attractive, slutty ho-bag, nasty daddy yum yum, skanky dirty gutter grease stained hump-m-bumb machine, filthy awesome, grrrr naughty naughty, hottie guy in Portland, OR.

SEX SEX SEX SEX yeah you love it I know you love it give it to me nasty yeah!

MY GOALS:

  1. Boost ratings.
  2. Objectify men.
  3. Get some Real Talk up in here.
  4. Find out who we LOVE in a naughty way.
  5. Get it out of my system so I can focus on the music. You may find this process therapeutic as well...

Not sexy:


Sexy:


Anonymous nominations WILL BE COUNTED! So sex it up bitches!
 HEY STRAIGHT GUYS YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A MAN CRUSH LET YOURS KNOW HOW MUCH YOU "ADMIRE" THEM!

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Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Chris Lay. the dude is hot. check him out at:

    ChrisLayMusic.com
    January 10, 2009
  2. Anonymous
    James mitchell from nurses >_<
    January 7, 2009
  3. TT
    James Mitchell!!
    January 7, 2009
  4. Anonymous
    james mitchell!!!
    January 7, 2009
  5. Anonymous
    Josh from Starfucker.
    January 6, 2009
  6. Anonymous
    Ryan from Starfucker
    January 6, 2009
  7. Ste. Goldie
    Nilina - Who did you vote for?
    January 6, 2009
  8. Nilina
    When does this get tallied up? I expect either a post with an exclusive photoshoot of all the winners or a 2009 calendar available for purchase at Powell's and Everyday Music. I will be buying. It will be the only gift i give this year.
    January 6, 2009
  9. Anonymous
    Josh Hodges, end of story. Everyone I know is obsessed with that guy.
    January 6, 2009
  10. Whit Danger
    yeah, scotty gervais from fenbi ;)
    January 3, 2009
  11. Anonymous
    nick vicario
    January 1, 2009
  12. Anonymous
    Scotty from Fenbi!!

    Or any member from Westfold, they all got goin' on!
    December 28, 2008
  13. Anonymous
    Fenbi International Superstars drummer. Scotty=yummy.
    December 27, 2008
  14. Anonymous
    Scotty Gervais from the Fenbi International Superstars
    December 27, 2008
  15. Anonymous
    I vote for Westin Glass of the Thermals. He's new and hot.
    December 27, 2008
  16. Anonymous
    I like Ezra's idea of a calendar - maybe you can use the Mercury's printing stock.

    My votes:

    Josh Hodges of Starfucker

    James Mitchell of Nurses

    Westin Glass of the Thermals
    December 27, 2008
  17. Anonymous
    I think Michael Rockstar should win.
    December 24, 2008
  18. Dr. Something
    Jake Anderson
    December 24, 2008
  19. Dovely
    Bill Slater from Grails... an old crush of mine
    December 23, 2008
  20. Ste. Goldie
    Maria - We can accidentally distribute to every newsstand in Portland...
    December 22, 2008
  21. Maria
    I vote for Adam Steinfink. Arrrrr! Is there a calendar in the works? I want a calendar of just Adam, a la Kim Kardashian.

    Thank you for asking the vital questions.
    December 21, 2008
  22. emilywilde
    Tony Reyes from Westfold!
    December 20, 2008
  23. Ste. Goldie
    Don't be shy Ezra. Who makes you feel naughty?
    December 19, 2008
  24. ezra
    This is either the greatest idea ever, or this blog is turning into Maxim. I can't tell. Either way, I anxiously await the photo shoot and sexy local musician calendar.
    December 19, 2008

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